The Scoundrel Called Back

Santa Singh with two red ears went to his doctor. The doctor asked him what had happened to
his ears and he answered, " I was ironing a shirt and the phone rang - but instead of picking up
the phone I accidentally picked up the iron and stuck it to my ear."" Oh Dear! " the doctor exclaimed in disbelief. "But ..what happened to your other ear?" "The scoundrel called back."