Funny Jokes

Tabiyat Kharab Hai.

Banta: Oye, tu to Doctor ke paas jaane waala tha, kya hua?Santa: Yaar kal jaaonga, aaj thodi tabiyat kharab hai.

Drying Sweat

Santa was standing in sun on a hot sunny day.Banta asked: What are you doing? Santa: Drying sweat.

Santa Went To See A Gal

Santa went to see a gal for marriage. Their families decided to
leave them for some talk. After some time, Santa asks: Behenji, tusin
kinne behen-bhai ho?Girl: Vaise taan 3 si, par hun 4 ho gaye.

Truck

Banta: Truck dekhkar tum kaampte kyon ho?Santa: Ek truck driver meri biwi lekar bhaag gaya tha, har baar lagta
hai jaise usko vapas karne aya hai.

Butterfly!

Q: Why did Santa throw the butter out of the window?A: He wanted to see butterfly!

Surprise

Nurse: Congrats Santa ji, aap papa ban gaye.Santa: Meri wife ko nahi bolna mein use surprise dunga!

Itne Kam Marks?

Santa: Itne kam marks? Do thappad marne chahiye.Pappu: Haan papa, chalo maine us saale master ka ghar bhi dekh rakha
hai.

Missed Call.

Santa & Banta got tired of mobile & decide 2 use pigeons. 1day a
pigeon reaches Banta without message. Angry Banta calls Santa!Santa: Oye, this was a missed call.

Phansi

police : santa , tumhe kal subah 5 baje phansi di jaygi.santa : ha ha ha ! mein toh subah uthta he 8 baje hun .

10Ve Num

Santa aage nahi bada;Captain: tum aage kyu nahi bade?Santa: Apne kaha 9 jawano aage bado, mein 10ve num pe tha!!

Daily Wear

Santa: goes to buy underwear, on choosing 1 shopkeeper tells it is of Rs 500.
Santa: are bhai daily wear dikhao, Party wear nahi chahiye!!

-"Bombay..bombay..."

Santa visits bombay after many years. So he
shouts-"BOMBAY..BOMBAY..."
air-hostess tells him -B- silent. So santa starts shouting- "ombay
ombay"

Exam Near The Door

Q: Why was Santa writing the exam near the door?A: Because it was an entrance exam.

Paper Leage

Ek sardar exame dene gaya to apnay saath palumber ko saath le kar
gaya.guess karo kyun le kar gaya?aray yaar simple hai us ko yeh news mili thi k paper leage ho gaya. ha
ha ha ha ha ha.

Sab Kuch Alag Hai Sab Kuch Naya Hai.

Exams ke 4 din pehle syllabus dekha to yaad aaya, Kuch To Hua Hai Kuch Ho Gaya Hai, Exams ke din paper dekh kar yaad aaya, Sab Kuch Alag Hai Sab Kuch Naya Hai.

Many Options 2 Die,

There are many options 2 die,Sleeping pills, Poison, Hanging, Jumping 4rm Window, Coming in front
of Train,But Why we choose "STUDYING".

Mere Paas Naukri Hai

An engineering student to his sweeper brother: "mere paas degree
hai, knowledge hai, 4 logon mein baithne ki izzat hai. Tere paas kya
hai?". Sweeper: Mere paas naukri hai.

Hurraaah......

Hurraaah......
Sara syllabus padh liya...
Bas books aur notes padhne reh gaye hain...

I Asked God

My nights are going sleepless, my days are going useless.So I asked GOD, "is this love?". GOD replied, "no dear, result is
near".

Future Is Bright

A father asks peon: How are the studies in this college? Where do I
see my son in future? Peon: The future is bright, I had also completed my engineering from
the same college!