Joke

Thats A Good Match. Ill Use It Again

Santa Singh tried to light his cigarette. He struck the first match on the seat of his pants,
but it wouldnot light. He tried another. It wouldnot light. The third one finally lit. lit his
cigarette, carefully blew the match out and put it in his vest pocket. "What for did you put that match in your vest pocket?" "Thats a good match. Ill use it again."