I Put My Finger In My

Sardar Banta Singh went to the emergency room with the tip of his index finger blown off. "How did this happen? the doctor asked. "Well I was trying to commit suicide, Banta Singh replied. The doctor asked, "Trying to commit suicide by shooting your finger?""No, silly! First I put the gun on my head and I thought my face would look horrible, then I put
it in my mouth and I thought I just paid Rs. 1,000 to get my teeth straightened. So then I put
the gun in my ear and I thought this is going to make a loud noise, so I put my finger in my
other ear before I pulled the trigger."