That Was Just The Demo

Bill Gates died. He was sent to the Afterlife Waiting Room. He was met by St. Peter, who asked
him if he wanted to go to Heaven or Hell, and if hed like to see them before he decided. Bill
said yes, and St. Peter snapped his fingers. They appeared on a sunny beach, with people dancing,
swimming, and playing volleyball. Just basically having a wonderful time. Good food, good music,
good people. Bill turns to St. Peter and says, "Wow, Heaven is great!" St. Peter says, "This
isnot Heaven, its Hell. Want to see Heaven?" Mr. Gates nods yes, and they appear in a shady
park, with a few old people sitting on benches feeding birds. A gentle breeze blows by, and all
is quiet and serene. St. Peter asks Bill, "Well, which would you like?" Bill thinks for a minute,
and says, "Well, if this is Heaven, then Ill take Hell." Instantly, he was plunged up to his
neck in red-hot lava, the screams of other tortured souls filling his ears. He looks up, and sees
St. Peter in the waiting room. Bill calls out to him, and said, "Hey! Whats going on? Wheres
the beach? The bikini-clad women? The party?" St. Peter turns from his Macintosh to face Bill,
and says, "That was just the demo.