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Fun
Funny Jokes
439 clean jokes to share.
Ullu Bana Diya
sardar: aaj main ne pani ko ullu bana diya.freind: pani ko ullu? woh kaise?sardar: oye! subha main ne pani garam kiyaaur thande pani se naha liya
Meri Sister Da Munda Huya
Bush:Meri sister da munda huya.musharraf: Mubarak ho.Bush:par afsoos di gal a.musharraf: ki?bush:baap da pata nahi.musharraf: koi gal nai,Osama pa dal do!
I Love You
Boy: I am not rich like rohit, I don’t even havea bid car like rohit. But I really love you!Girl: I love you too, but tell me more about rohit..
Character
Teacher: Agar apna character sudharna hai to sab auraton ko MAA
kaha karo.Student: Madam is se mera character to theek rahega, par mere baap ka
bigad jayega
Kali Bili
agar aap kahin jaa rahe ho or KALI BILI apke aage se guzar jaye to
iska kia matlab he???????????????????
is ka matlab hai
k
KALI BILI bhi kahin jaa rahi hai
Paheli
Zindagi aik ajeeb paheli hai.????Keypad dabana bas karo..isey dabane se solve nahi ho gi
Wo Mud Mud K Hame Dekh Rhe The
Wo mud mud k Hame dekh rhe the,aur hum unhe..Wo mud mud k hame dekh rhe the,aur hum unhe..Kyoki exam me na unhe kuch ata tha aur na hame…
Chain
CIRCUIT :Bhai, woh apnay bachpan ka dost aarehla hai aaj raat ko dinner pe. Mera saray chain collection apnay kamray mein chupa do na please.MUNNABHAI :Kyun tera dost chor hai kya?CIRCUIT :Nehin Bhai, woh apnay chain pechan lega.
Lipstic
Papa beti sa:-Beti pehlay to tum mujhey papa kehti thein,Laik ab tum mujhey DaD kehti ho,kion?Beti:-Oh DaD, PaPa kehnay say lipstic kharab hoti hayss
Wo Meri Kia Ho Gi?
Pathan ki mangni hoi,usey pata chala k uski mangaiterka kisi se koi affair nahi tha,us nay yeh keh ker mangni tor dik jo kisi aur ki nahi ho sakiwo meri kia ho gi?
Yeh Kon Sa Janwar Hai?”
Aik pathan apnay kandhay per aik Pakistanitotay (parrot) ko bitha ker jaa raha tha..
Kisi nay pocha:”Yeh kon sa janwar hai?”
tota(parrot) bola: “PATHAN
Totay Howay Dil Se Pyaar Karogi
Boy : Jan-e-man!Totay howay dil se pyaar karogiyadil tootnay tak pyaar karogi?
Girl : Kameenay!Tuti hoi chappal say pitay gayachappal tootnay tak pitega
Avoid Car..
Kehte hain: Car mein aagay wali seatpar baccho ki vajah se HAADSE hote hain;
Or peeche wali seat parHADSON KI WAJA se bacche hote hain..
So, plz. Avoid CAR..
20 Sal Baad
Santa sing ka 20 saal bad bacha hua.Wo udas ho gaya.
Banta : Yaar udas kion ho?Santa : 20 sal baad bacha huwa wo bhi itna sa.
1 Machar
Train main 1 machar 1 chinese k sar pe baitha,woh usko pakar k kha gaya!
Phir 1 machar memon pe baitha,us ne pakar k chinese say pocha:.....Khareedo gay?
Wao Wao Wao Wao!!!
Train mai aik husband apni wife say:tujh say shadi ker k pachta raha hundil kerta hai tujhey kuttay k agay dal dun
samnay wala passenger:wao wao wao wao!!!
Gaon Mein Fauji
Beti: Maa Gaon mein Fauji aaye hainMaa: andar aaja inki niyat bahut kharab hoti hai
Beti: Maa fauji Pakistani hainMaa: to bakri ko bhi andar le aa.
Khamoshi
Husband 2 Wife : Did u Have any boyfriend before marriage ??Wife remains silent ……
Husband : Mai is Khamoshi ko kya samjhu ??Wife : Abbe gin ne to De….
Marriage.
A girl & boy were sitting alone,that boy started touching de girl,
Girl : dont touch me, all this only after marriage.
Boy : ok call me when u r maried.