Air Hostess
Teacher: zameen per rehny waly janwer bachy dety hain,hawa main urnay waly andy daitay hain,
Woh konsi cheez hai jo hawa mai bhiurti hai or bachy bhi deti hai??
Answer: air hostess
Fun
Funny Jokes
439 clean jokes to share.
Take Bath
Have a horrible day without water in ur bathroom,while soap in ur eyes.Oh!sorry, dis msg is not 4 u.Its only 4 those who do not take bath everyday…
Dog…
You are a DOG…D = DarlingO = OfG = GirlsNow u r smiling na?Am i right??Tu sach mein kutta hai
Intiqal
1 Pathan Bap Ki Death Par Bohat RoyaPhir Uski Behan Ka phone Aya,Pathan Or B ziada Rone Laga.Logon Ne Pucha,kya hua?Pathan: Meri Bahan K Abu Ka B Intiqal Ho Gya
Subha Se Le Kar Sham Tak
Subha se le kar sham tak,Sham se le ker raat tak,Raat se le kar subha tak,Subha se phir shaam tak.......Bus yaar light ne tang kia howa hay
Kuttay
Tum kuttay ho kuttay hi raho gaytumhari aanay wali sari naslainkuttay ki maut marengitum khud bhi kuttay ki maut marogay!....Billi ne ye kuttay se kaha or chali gayi
China Ki Chizon
1 chinese bacha apnay Pakistani dost se:yaar merey father ka inteqal ho gaya hai,
Pakistani:Abay yaar,China ki chizon mein yehi masla hai..!
Wedding Ring!
Girl:It’s 2 tightBoy:Don’t worry,I’ll do it slowly,Gal:Push it in,Boy:Ah..I can’t,Gal:It’s painful,Boy:Forget it.....We’ll buy new WEDDING RING!
Line Mein Lag Jao…
Husband apni wife ka janaza le ker ja raha tha.Jana k aag 1 kutta or pche aadmiyon ki lambi line thi,Ek aadmi aakar pochta he,”Bhai yeh sab howa kaise?”Husband: Is kutte ne kaat liya tha meri biwi ko…Aadmi: Yeh kutta ek din k liye mujhey dedoHusband: peeche line mein lag jao…
Kharish
A pathan said to his friend:“mujhy smajh nahi aati k logmaheena maheena kaisy nhi nahatay?Mujhy to 28vein din kharish hona shuru ho jati hai”.
Andha
Ek din Wife aur Husband mandir seniklay to ek faqeer ne kaha:Shehzadi 5 rupay dede, andha hon
Husband:Dedo,Tumhe Shehzadikaha hai to zaroor andha hi hoga
Syllabus
Samandar Bhar Syllabus Hota HaiNadi Bhar Parh Pate HeinBalti Barh Yad Rehta HaiChuloo Bhar Number Ate HeinJis Mein Hum Doob Jatey Hain
Difference B/W Secretary & Private Secretary
Q: What is the difference b/w secretary & private secretary?
Ans:Secretary says GOOD MORNING SIR&Private secretary says ITS MORNING SIR
Rs.50.
Memon ka beta apni girl friendk sath date maar ker ghar aayato baap nay pocha,kitnay paisay kharch karey?Beta: Rs.50.Baap:itne saray kion??Beta: us k paas itne hi thay.
Fire
An Aeroplane asks a RocketHow is that you can fly so fast?The Rocket replies you will know the painwhen they put fire at your back!
Waham
Khofnaak andheri raat k sannatay mainek bhoot dosray bhoot ko samjhra raha tha:bhai ghabra mat, ye sub tere dimagh ka waham hai,pathan wathan kuch nahin hote
Xray
Sardar said to doctor:Pore jism mainkahin bhi ungli lagao to bohat dard hota hai,Doctor suggested full body Xraywhen he checked, Xray found fracture in “Ungli”
Explanation
Businessman explaining the reason for having 2 wives
“Monopoly is always damaging
&
Competition improves service”.
Plot
1 makhi ganjay k sir per ja bethi,Dosri makhi nay kaha,“Wah kia ghar mila hai tujhey”
Pehli makhi boli:“Kahan yaar, abhi to sirf plot kharida hai”
Propose
Boy:Tum mujh se shadi kro gi?Girl:NahiBoy:Laikin Q?Girl:Meray ghar walay nhi manain gayBoy:Ghar main kon kon hay?Girl:1 Husband aor 3 bachay