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439 clean jokes to share.

Clothings

1980 girls: Maa mei Jeans pehanungiMaa : Nahin beti log kya kahengey ?2006 girls: Maa mein mini skirt pehanungiMaa: Pehen le beti kuch to pehan le!

Always B Positive

Positive-thinking poem:
Little bird in the skyDroping shit into ur eye
U don’t worry u don’t cry,U just thank God that,
Cows do not fly
Always b positive

Live

U r a nice person…but..U have to do 2 things early in the morning…1st. pray to God so that u can live….2nd.take a bath so that others can live….

Tv

Santa Police se:Kal rat chor mere ghar seTV ke Ilaaava sab samaan le gaye
Police:TV kyon nahi legaya??
Santa:TV to me dekh raha tha is liye..

New Girl Friends”.

Maths teacher asked JOHNY“If u have 12 chocalate and u give 5 to DONA,3 to ALICE and 4 to ROMA then wat will u get ?JOHNY replied “Sir! 3 new girl friends”.

Depend

Girl to boy: Tum larkay kisi larki meisub se pehlay kia daikhte ho ?
Boy: Yeh tou depend karta hai klarki aa rahi hay ya ja rahi hai

“Singh”

Why is “SINGH” added to every sardars name????Do you know?
Really u don’t know?
Bcoz of it’s hidden meaning:-S - SalaI - InsaanN - NahinG - GadhaH - Hay

Short Girl

Sardar selected a short girl to marry.
Why?
Because guru ji told him
Musibat jitni choti ho utna acha hai

Movie

Husband:rat ko mene 1 horror movie dekhi,1 churail kabhi mere agekabhi piche aur kabhi sath chal rahi thi,Wife:Kaun si movie thi?Husband:Apni shadi ki

Mard Hamary Ghar Me B Hain

1 Hathi Romantic mood mei1 chunti ko cherta hai.chunti ghusay meiHathni k pas ja k kehti he:
Apny awara shohar ko smjha lowarna mard hamary ghar me b hain

Garmiyan

Haqiqat samjho ya afsana,Apna samjho ya baigana,
Hamara aapka rishta he purana,Is liye farz tha aap ko batana,
kay garmiyan aa gayi hain,Ab shuru ker do roz nahana!
jao nahao (

Banana

Professor:Chemical symbol of Barium?Sardar: BA
Professor:For sodium?Sardar: NA
Professor:What will we get if 1 atom of BA& 2 atoms of NA combined?Sardar: BANANA

Kuch Or Paka Lo

Sardar ki wife inspecter se!Mera husband ek hafte pehle aalolene gaya tha abhi tak wapis nahi aaya:-(
Inspector bhi sardar tha bola:-to behan kuch or paka lo:-)

Limon Pani

Dil diya tha MOHABBT ki nishani samajh kar,Wo kha gaya use BIRYANI samajh kar.Khoon-e-jiger B na chora zalim ne,Wo B pi gaya LIMON PANI samajh kar.

“Phir Milenge

Sardar ko truck ne takkar mar di
Dost: Yar jo hona tha hogayaper tu itna dara huwa Q hai?
Sardar: Yar kion k us truck k pichay likha tha“Phir Milenge

Sher K Shikar

Sardar darvaze pe GUN liye khara thaWife: y r u standing here?Sardar: Sher k shikar pe ja raha honWife: To jao na..!Sardar: Kase jaon baher KUTTA khara hai

Jab se begum ne mujhe murgha bana rakha hai,Main ne nazron ki tarhan sir bhi jhuka rakha hai,
Bartano aaj mere sir pe baraste kion ho ?Mein ne dho dha k tumhain kitna saja rakha hai,
Roz leti he talashi wo police ki manind,Pochti he kahan paison ko chupa rakha hai,
Wahi duniya main muqaddar ka sikandar tehra,Jis ne khud ko yahan shadi se bacha rakha hai,
Pi ja is maar ki talkhi ko bhi has k shohar,Mar khane mein bhi qudrat ne maza rakha hai..