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Funny Jokes

439 clean jokes to share.

Yes` Or `No

Let`s check your power to use English.. Just one sentence.. Fill in with `YES` or `NO` & comnplete a sentence: ____ I dont have a brain

Falling In Love

Falling in love is a sweet ambition. Finding true is a life time mission. Take my words, follow the indian tradition and marry your dad`s decision.

First Wife

A man called his 4th wife baby doll. 3rd wife china doll. 2nd wife barbie doll and 1st wife "panadol"

Malkin & Nokrani

Malkin: Dukhi awaz ma, janti ho tumhare sahib ko unke office ki typist se pyar hogya hai. Nokrani:Nahi. ye aap mujhe jalane ke liye keh rahi hain?

Man And His Wife

A man and his wife visit dentist Wife:I want a tooth pulled.Don`t use gas or anything.Just do it. Doc: Show me the tooth Wife: Honey..sit in chair & show it 2 doc.

Cost To Get Married

A little kid asks his Dad, "Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?" "No idea," replied the Father, "I`m still paying for it..."

Wedding Ring

Marriage is a 3-ring circus - engagement ring, wedding ring and Suffering.

Marriage - An Institution

Marriage - an institution in which a man loses his Bachelor`s Degree and the woman gets her Masters.

Lengthy Quarrel

After a lengthy quarrel, a wife said to her husband, "You know, I was a fool when I married you." The husband replied: "Yes, dear, but I was in love and didn`t notice it."

History Repeats Itself

Dear [bride`s name], Isn`t it quite funny how History repeats itself? [Bride`s Age] years ago your Mother and Father were putting you to bed with a dummy...and now it`s happening all over again

Difference Between

Q:What is the difference between a wife and a girlfriend? A:About 45 pounds!!

Our Parents` Advice

The first half of our lives is spent ignoring our parents` advice and the second half in trying to keep our children from ignoring ours.

My Incoming Is Free.

When u r down & no one is there, don`t think of me. When u r crying & no one is there then too don`t just think of me, call me up, my incoming is free.

Too Bad, Your Dad

A student writes a letter via telegram to his dad. It goes... No fun, send mon, your son! Dad write back saying...so sad, too bad, your dad

Two Things In The Morning

You should do two things in the morning...Pray to God so you can live and have a shower so others can live.

I Lauf Again

I want you 2 know that our friendship means a lot 2 me. U cry Ii cry. U lauf I lauf. U jump out of the window... I look down &then... I lauf again

The Judge(J.)asks the little girl(LG). Now that ur parents are getting divorced do you want to live with ur mummy? LG - No, my mummy beats me. J. - Well then, guess u want to live with ur daddy. LG - No, my daddy beats me too. J. - Well then, who do u want to live with? LG - I want to live with the Indian Cricket team, they never beat anybody!!