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Santa Singh with two red ears went to his doctor. The doctor asked him what had happened to
his ears and he answered, " I was ironing a shirt and the phone rang - but instead of picking up
the phone I accidentally picked up the iron and stuck it to my ear."" Oh Dear! " the doctor exclaimed in disbelief. "But ..what happened to your other ear?" "The scoundrel called back."
39- Two dogs, Rubi and Moti, and a Sardarji were sent to the outer space. The ground control
issues commands "Rubi!" "Woof!" (itos the barking sound) "Press the red button." "Woof! Woof!" "Moti!" "Woof!" "Press the white button." "Woof! Woof!" "Sardarji!" "Woof."Stop barking, feed the dogs and donot touch anything!"
Sardarji got the 4th child. He fills data in the birth certificate "Mother: Sikh. Father: Sikh. Kid: Chinese." "How come you write "Chinese" when both parents are Sikh?" " Aah, read a newspaper, it says that every 4th person born on the Earth now is a Chinese."
Having lost his donkey a Sardarji, got down to his knees and started thanking God. A passerby
saw him and asked, "Your donkey is missing; what are you thanking God for?" The Sardarji replied
"I am thanking Him for seeing to it that I wasnot riding the donkey at that time, otherwise I
would have been missing too."
35- Sardarji is trying to commit suicide on the railway tracks and he takesalong some wine and
chicken with him. Somebody stops him and asks "kyon bhai ye sab kyon leke baithe ho?" Sardarji replies "Saali train late aati hai kahin bhook se na marjaun"
A Sardarji goes to the see Jurassic Park and when the Dinosaurs start approaching he is
cowering in his seat when his friend asks him "Kyon Sardarji, kya baat hai? Dar kyon lag raha hai
cinema hi to hai" Sardarji replies "Aadmi hoon aur akkal hai, pata hai ki cinema hai lekin voh to janwar hai, usko
kya pata "
Sardars Hari Singh and Gani Singh are in a railway station. Hari Singh asks the clerk: "Can I take this train to Ludhiana?" "No," answers the Railway man. "Can I?" asks Gani Singh.
The doctor told Sardarji that if he ran eight kilometres a day for 300 days, he would loose
Why does it take longer to build a Sardar snowman as opposed to a regular one?
You have to hollow out the head.
hat do smart Sardar and UFOs have in common?
You always hear about them but you never see them.
Oh, look at the dead bird."
Sardar looked skyward and said "Where, Where?
How do you get Sardar on the roof?
Tell him the drinks are on the house.
Why canot Sardar dial 911?
They can not find the eleven on the phone
How can you tell when Sardar sends you a fax? It has a stamp on it
Why does Sardar have "TGIF" written on their shoes? Toes Go In First.
Why does Sardar always smile during lightning storms? They think their picture is being
taken.
What do you call a Sardar who has only one drink? Just-one Singh.
What do you call 10 Sardars standing ear to ear? A wind tunnel.
How did the Sardar try to kill the bird? He threw it off a cliff.
What is the Sardar doing when he holds his hands tightly over his ears? Trying to hold on to
a thought