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Funny Jokes

439 clean jokes to share.

Tell Him A Joke On Wednesday

How do you make a Sardar laugh on Saturday? Tell him a joke on Wednesday.

Hand Grenade

What do you do when a Sardar throws a hand grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back.

Sardarji proposes to a woman. She says yes if you bring me a pair of crocodile boots. He sets
off to Africa and disappears. Finally a search is being made, they find him hunting crocodiles
and watch him killing a huge one. He walks over the reptile, checks its legs and angrily exclaims
"71st and *again* barefoot!"

18 Was Not Allowed

Why did 18 Sardars go to a movie?Because below 18 was not allowed.

White Sheet

What does Sardarji do when he has one white sheet and wants an extrasheet?He makes a photocopy of the white sheet.

Spelling Mistakes

What does Sardarji do after taking photocopies?He compares it with the original for spelling mistakes.

Phone Utha Ke

Sardarji fixed an answering machine at home.Two days later he disconnected it because he was getting complaintslike "Saala phone utha ke bolta hai ghar pe nahin hai."

Salary Expected

Sardarji is filling up a job applicationHe promptly fills in the lines on NAME, AGE, ADDRESS, etc.Then came the column SALARY EXPECTEDAfter much thought he writes: Yes

Sardarji And Hangs Up

Sardarji calls Air India."How long does it take to fly to Amritsar?""Just a sec," says the rep.Thank you." says the Sardarji and hangs up.

Green One

Sardarji is buying a TV"Do you have colour TVs?""Sure.""Give me a green one, please."

3 Lions And 2 Tigers

Banta: tell me five FERROUCIOUS animals that you can think of...... Santa: 3 lions and 2 tigers.

B4 His Funeral

Banta: When did George Washington die? Santa: 2 days b4 his funeral

Mosquito Cannt Mosquito

Santa: WHat is another difference between a mosquito and a fly? Banta: A fly can fly but a mosquito cannt mosquito.

Are You Relaxing?

One Sardar was enjoying Sun on a Beach in UK.A lady came and asked him, “ Are you relaxing?“ Sardar answered ““ No I am Banta Singh!“ Another Guy Came and asked the same Question. Sardar answered “ No No Me Banta Singh“ Third one came and asked the same question Sardar was totally annoyed and decided to shift his place.While walking he saw another Sardar enjoying the Beach. He went and asked him “ Are you Relaxing?“ The other Sardar was much educated and answered “Yes I am relaxing!“The Sardar slapped him on his face and said “Idiot, Sab tere Ko wahahn dhoond rahe hai aur tu Yahaan Aaram Kar raha hai!