Burnol
Sardar:Begum aaj chickenbohut maze ki bani hai kiakoi khaas masala lagaya hai ?
Sardarni:Nahi bus zara murghi jal gaithi wo main ne BURNOL laga di thi.
Fun
Funny Jokes
439 clean jokes to share.
Tumhe Change Karta
Wife:Jaanu kash aap SMS hotay,Main aap ko save karti,
Husband:Jaan-e-man, kaash tum ring tone hoti,Main her haftay tumhe change karta
Wash Room
Aik pathan jub bhi wash roomjata to darwaza khol kar jata.
Kisi ne wajah pochi to us ne batayak usey shak hai k darwaze k neecaywale soorakh se use koi dekhta hai
Loving Mosquito
Can we do romance in the midnight today?I’m in a good mood:)Just a little bit of kissing and biting!!Reply me soon,yours Loving Mosquito.
Nice Drink…Pepsi
Catch her by her waist…Bring her home..Keep ur hand on her neckPut ur lips on her lips& have a ……nice drink…PEPSI
Monkeys Play Football
Sardar to doctor:When I sleep, monkeysplay football in my dreams.
Dr:No problem,just take this medicine b4 sleep.
Sardar: Kal se khaonga aaj final hai
Woman Calls Their Husband
How woman calls their husband in first 6 yearsYr 1.JanuYr 2.O G.Yr 3.Sunte ho?Yr 1.O bunty k pappaYr 1.Kahan mar gaye?Yr 1.Tum aate ho k main aaon?
A Heart Attack!
Teacher: Johny,if your father earned $100,000and gave half of it to your mother,what would she have?
Little johny: A heart attack!
Headphone
1 pathan aero plane me pilotsay headphone cheen leta hai.
Pilot says! yeh kia ker rahe ho?Pathan says:Ticket ka paisa hum bhareaur gana tum akela suney:p
Ur Wife Is Much Better
2 men went 2 a callgirl.1st went in and came out n said“Na my wife is better.”2nd went in and came out n said“U R right ur wife is much better.
Admi:mujhe Sardar Bana Do
Admi:Mujhe sardar bana doDoc: uske liye tumhara 50% dimagh nikalna paregaAdmi: OKDoctor ne ghalti se 90% nikal dia.Admi hosh mein aa k bola: Khocha ye tumne kia kar dia
Ghar Ka Sara Kam
Meri zindagi per faqat itna ehsan ker do,Ik benam si mohabbat mere naam kerdo,Ik subha ko milo aur shaam kerdo,Aur sham tak mere ghar ka sara kam kerdo,
Chapal Or Lote
Kion har bar mosam ki tarah badal jate ho,Har bar hamara dil dukhatay ho,
Yeh bat sun ker hamari roh tak kanp gaye,Ae dost tum masjidon se chapal or lote churate ho
Now Open Your
A beautiful girl goes to Professor cabinandsaythat i will do anything to pass in the examsand professor saysNOW OPEN YOUR......Books And Study
I Saw Dad!
A boy goes to see a dance.
His mom angrily asks him:Did u see anything there thatu were not supposed to see?
Boy: yes, I saw dad!
Kids Of Our Age Have Kids
Boy and girl of class 2 asked teacher:“can kids of our age have kids?”
Teacher replied ” NO Never!!”
Boy said to girl :“see i told you not to worry!!!!”.
Banta Singh
A guy lives on the 25th floor...some other guy knocks his door and saysBanta Singh Banta Singh. Tumhari beti mar gayi
Banta in a shock jumps out of the window. . .
while falling when he reaches 20th floor
he remembers...
oh man.
Meri to beti hi nahin hai....
On 10th floor,
Ooo! No..
meri to abhi shaadi bhi nahi hoi thi....
On 5th floor . . .
while falling down he screams...
abay ! yeh banta singh kaun hai yaar??
Aiena
aik deehati phli martaba shear gaya vohan us nay aik dukaan main aik aaina deeakha or buhat hairan hova..us nay vo aiena khareed lia or wapas ghar a kar vo aaena humesha apnay serhanay rakhta tha..aik din us ki biwi nay jab vo aiena dekha to roonay lagi or ja ker apni saas say kaha kay app kay beeaty nay shair ja kar dusri shadi kar li hai.yai keh kar us nay saas ko aaiena deeakhaya..jab saas nay vo aiena deeakha to kaha koi baat nahi burrhi hai jald hi maar jaye gee.
Dua Qabool Hogai.
aik sahab ke dost un ke ghar aatay hain dinner ke liye
dost jese hi ghar main dakhil hotay hain toti ki awaz aati hai
aagaya aagaya.lagta hai khana kha ke hi jaigay subha ka bhooka lagta hai
woh sahab sharminda ho ke kehte hain yaar main is se pareshan aagaya hon
yeh toti bohat badtameez hai.
dost kehte hain yaar yeh toti tum mujhe dedo.
mere paas 2 totay hain bohat hi ibadat karne walay hain.aik to tasbeeh parhta hai
aur dosra sajday main gira rehta hai.
woh dost toti leja kar pinjray main daaltay hain.
tasbeeh parhnay wala tota tasbeeh side main rakhta hai aur jo sajday main gira hota hai
uske aik kick lagata hai. ABAY UTH JA APNI DUA QABOOL HOGAI.
Membership
Principal Agar koi Larka Girlz hostel me gaya to 1st time 100 rupees fine charge kiya jaye ga, if he goes again then there will fine of 200 rupees aur agar third time gaya to 500 rupees fine charge kiya jayega.Understand everyone?Students Sir membership kitnay ki hogi ?