Funny Jokes

Sardar Ji Rescued 6 People ?

Once a Sardar ji rescued 6 people from a house burning on fire; But still the Sardar ji was jailed, why? Because all the rescued persons were fire fighters

Maths Sums

TEACHER: Johny, why are you doing your maths sums on the floor? L-JOHNY: You told me to do it without using tables!

Have You Ever Been To Egypt?

Johnny : Daddy, have you ever been to Egypt? Father : No. Why do you ask that? Johnny : Well, where did you get THIS mummy then?

Have You Ever Been To Egypt?

Johnny : Daddy, have you ever been to Egypt? Father : No. Why do you ask that? Johnny : Well, where did you get THIS mummy then?

Main Bol Raha Hoon

A sardar calls another sardar on the phone & says "Hi, Main Bol Raha Hoon". The other sardar replies "Kamaal Hain,Ithe bhi Main Bol Raha Hoon!"

Dosra Bhi Hay

Do sardar jee motor cycle per bomb lay kar jarahay thay, Rastay main speed breaker ki waja say jhatkay lag rahay thay, Sardar jee ka dost bola yaar aaram say gari chalao kahi bomb na phatjain, Sardar jee...Oo tussi fiker hi na ker saddy kol dosra bhi hay.

How Old Is Your Father?

Man : How old is your father? Boy : As old as me. Man : How can that be? Boy : He became a father only when I was born

Do You Want Dinner

Wife : Do you want dinner? Husband : Sure, what are my choices? Wife : Yes and no.

Higher

Sardar : Sitting on The Top of the Mountain and Studying.... When a Person asked what he was doing.... He replied... Oye!! Higher Studies Yaar...!!!

Car Ki Speed

Sardar: O Banno Car ki speed itani kyon badha di..? biwi: Oji Car ki break fail ho gayi hai, accident ho jaye iske pahale ghar pahunch jaate hai.

A Bull And A Cow

Teacher : Correct the sentence, "A bull and a cow is grazing in the field" Student : A cow and a bull is grazing in the field Teacher : How? Student : Ladies first.

What Is A Girl Friend ?

What is a girl friend ? Addition of problems, subtraction of money, multiplication of enemies & division of friends.

Love Marriage" And "Arranged Marriage

Its funny when people discuss over "love marriage" and "arranged marriage" It is like asking a person if he would like to "hang himself" or "shoot himself".

Human Beans

A teacher asked her class for sentences using the word "beans".. My Father grows beans," said one student. "My father cooks beans," said another. Then little Johnny spoke up: "We are all human beans."

Walking At Evening

A man asked sardarji, why Manmohan singh goes walking at evening not in the morning. Sardarji replied "Arey bhai Manmohan is PM not AM"

2 Seater Plane

Flash news: A 2 seater plane crashed in a graveyard in punjab . Local sardars have so far found 500 bodies and are still digging for more..

Lottery Ticket

Sardar wins 20 cr from Rs. 20 lottery ticket. Dealer gave 11cr after deducting tax. Angry Sardar: "Give me 20 cr or else return my 20 Rs back.

Application

Sardarji was filling up application form for a job. He was not sure as to what to be filled in column "Salary Expected". After much thought he wrote: Yes!

Every 10 Sec

A Teacher lecturing on population - In India after Every 10 sec a woman gives birth to a kid. A Sardar stands up- we must find & stop her!.

The Sun Or The Moon

Teacher : Which is more important to us, the sun or the moon? Pupil : The moon. Teacher : Why? Pupil : The moon gives us light at night when we need it but the sun gives us light only in the day time when we dont need it.