Rawbert: Boss, I ve had twins! Mere dono bachchon ke liye koi naam bataiye...Ajit: Ek ka naam rakho Peter...Rawbert: Boss... aur doosre ka?Ajit: Repeater!
Lily: Boss, mere ko twins hoey hain.. dono ladki ke liye koi naam suggestkijiye.Ajit: Very simple... ek ka naam rakho Kate...Lily: Aur doosre ka?Ajit: Dupli-Kate!
Ajit: Rawbert, is ko liquid oxygen may daal do! Liquid issay jeenay nahi de gaa,oxygen issay marnay nahi de gaa!
HOW MANY OF YOU CAN LAUGH? LAUGHTER IS THE BEST MEDICINE FOR ALL SORES.
Sardar s wish: when I die, I want to die like my grandpa who died peacefully in his sleep not screaming like all the passengers in the car. Friend : What your grandpa was doing in the car
Sardar : He was D R I V I N G the car
Sardar found the answer to the most difficult question ever-
What will come first, chicken or egg? Guess
Yaar, what ever u order first will come first.
Sardar at art gallery: I suppose this horrible looking thing is what you call modern art? Art dealer : I beg your pardon sir, that s a mirror
Sardar visits Chinese friend admitted in hospital Man says CHIN YU YAN n dies Sardar goes to china 2 find meaning of friends last words It is U R STANDING ON THE OXGYGEN TUBE"
One Sardar couple filed an application 4 divorce. Judge asked " How will you divide? u have 3 children? They replied: OK, we will apply next year
Sardar proposed a girl, girl said " I m 1year elder to you" Sardar said Oye no problem soniye (Darling) I will marry you next year".
Sardar told his servant : Go and water the plants Servant : Sir, Its already raining Sardar: so what? take an umbrella and go?
One Sardarji professor asked a plumber to come to his college. You know why?
Guess......................................
o Because he wanted to check where & how the question paper is Leaking.......
o Sardarji standing below a tube light with a open o Mouth-------------------why? · Because his doctor advised him "Today s dinner should be light".
Teacher : " I killed a person " convert this sentence into future tense Sardar: The future tense is " u will go to jail "
19 sardars went for a film. On asking them why they came in a big group of 19? They replied that the film was only for above 18!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sardar: Why are all these people running? Man: This is the race, the winner will get the cup Sardar: If only the winner will get the cup, why are others running???
Sardar : I haven t slept all night in the train Friend: why? Sardar: Got upper berth. Friend: why didn t you exchange? Sardar: Oye, there was nobody 2 exchange in the lower berth........
PRINCIPAL : Agar koi ladka girls hostel mein gaya toh first time 100 Rs fine, 2nd time 200 Rs. Fine and 3rd time 500.
MUNNA BHAI : Boley to Monthly paas ka kya lega Mamu
CIRCUIT : Oye Short Circuit yeh light bulb pe baap ka naam kya likh raha hai? SHORT CIRCUIT : Apun baap ka naam roshan kar rehle hai.
MAMU : Oye, maar gayea yaar. Meri biwi aur premika saath saath aa rehla hain. MAMU KA DOST : Arrey, mein bhi yehi bolnewala tha.
MUNNA BHAI : Mamu, tu kitna padha hai? MAMU : B.A. MUNNA BHAI : Sala, two lafz padha aur woh bhi ulta?
MUNNA BHAI : Mamu, apun bachpan mein dus maley ke building se gir gaya tha. MAMU : Aarey, phir kya hua. Bach gaya ki tapak gaya? MUNNA BHAI : Yaad nahin hai yaar. Bahut purani baat hai.
CIRCUIT : Aye Mamu, tereko papad aur jhapad mein pharak pata hai kya? MAMU : Nehin. CIRCUIT : To kha ke dekh le, pata chal jayega.