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Pathar hain is ki teh main ya gohar kisey khabar
Group: 5 Star MemberPosts: 11-506Joined: 19-August 07From: Hyderabad Sindh PakistanMember No.: 38-464
Pathan was trying to commit suicide.. some one ask him the reason ... pathan said ..
yaar amaara BV amaara Dost k sath Bhaag Gaya... aur amm.....
Dost k bagher zinda naeen rey sakti .... !!!
Girl: will u mary me?
Sardar: no hum shadi sirf relatives main kartay hain.Meri mama ne papa se ki bhai ne bhabi se khala ne khalo se ki or main apni Bivi se karonga
Santa: Bhai sahab time kya hua? Man: Sham ke 6 baje hain! Santa: Sala, subah se pooch raha hoon, sab alag alag time bata rahe hain.
LALU Je one month BUSH se english ki tranining le kay wapas india aye...Aik din phone aya, LALU bolay: "Who is speaking?" Jawab aya: "HUM SASURA BUSHWA BOL RAHA HOON"
bivi shohar se vo dekhoo larka mujhe smile de raha hai.
shohar smile nahi de raha,jab maine bhi pehli bar tumhain dekha tha tu meri bi hansi nikal gai thi
Bruce Lee Profile
1. Favorite vegetable* Mu Lee
2. Favourite Lunch* Tha Lee
3. What happens to the theatre once a Bruce Lee movie is over?* Kha Lee
4. Bruce Lee“s sister-in-law“s name?* Saa Lee
5. Favorite Breakfast* Id Lee
6. Favourite festival* Diwa Lee
7. Favorite Actress* Sona Lee
8. Favorite Music* Qawa Lee
9. Most interesting job?* Coo Lee
10. When did Bruce Lee die?* Fina Lee
11. How did Bruce Lee die?* With a Go Lee
12. Favorite hill station* Kulu Mana Lee
13. Nick name?* Mawa Lee
14. Favori te Hindi movie?* Gharwa Lee Baharwa Lee
15. Favourite cricketer?* bret lee
16. Favourite Pet* Bil Lee
17. Favourite Passtime* Khuj Lee
18. Bathing Place* Na Lee
Sab Maaro * Taa Lee
Love Marriage aur Arrange Marriage main kia farak hai?
Hum khud Jaa kar kunwaiyn main girain yeh hai LOVE marriage.
500 log mil kar dhakka dain yeh hai Arranged Marriage
Ek Sardar Ne
Doosre Sardar Se Poocha:
Oye Yaar! Agar Electricity Nahi Hoti To Kya Hota?
Doosra Sardar:
Kuch Nahi Yaar, Hame Candle Light Me T.V Dekhna Parta
Pathan : Station jane ke kitne logay ?
RicKShaw wala : 50
Pathan: 20 Ley Lo
RicKShaw wala : 20 Main Kaun Le Kar Jaye Ga ?
Pathan : Tum Peeche Betho Hum Le Ker Jaye Ga
Aik haathi aur chewnti ki LOVE MARRIAGE hoi.Kuch din baad Haathi mar gayaChewnti boli : Wah rii Kismat!!Chand din ki mohabat , ab sari umar qabar khodni paray gi.
Ek Dafa Ik Kanjoos ka Ghar AAG Lag Gayi.
Wo Apne Ghar Ko Bachane Main Nakaam Raha.
Keounka Wo Sari Raat Fir Brigade Waloon Ko Miss Bell Karta Raha
Railway mein job karni hai?
Rs.88000 milegi....................................
Kaam yeh ke train ki "Head lights" toot gaye hen aap ko moam bati le ker trainke aage aage bhagna hai
Teacher: Tell me the name of any five fruits.
Student : 3 Oranges and 2 Bananas
Ek truck dusre truck ko khinch ke Lejaa raha tha, yeh dekh kar ek aadmi zor zor se husne lagaa or zameen pe lotpot ho gayaa aur bola,
"ek rasse ke tukrey ko uthane ke liye
2-2 TRUCK
Kaash Tum BaKra Hotey
Main Tumhai Ghaas KhiLata
Or
Pyar Se Tumharey Seengh HiLata
Or
Pochta
PagaL Kaun ?
Tum ?
Ya
Main ?
Or
Tum
Pyar Se BoLtey
Main Main
Exam main paper main sawal tha:
"Challenge kisey kehtey hain?? "
Student ne poori Copy khali chor kar last page pe likha.........
"Himmat hai to Pass kar"
2 Arbi aik dosre ko galiyan de rahe the
Qareeb se guzarte hue PATHAN ne Kha
Bhaiou!
Hamare Liye Bhi Dua Karna
Seemaf Aapi to her Husband: Suno Ji Apko Mujh mein Sab say Zyada Kya Acha Lagta Hai?
Meri Beauty
Ya
Meri Aqalmandi?
Husband: Mujhe To Ye Teri Mazaq Karnay Ki Aadat Sabsay Achi Lagti Hai
Company ka Managing Director visit par thaa .. office clerk se poochha tum kab sey yahan kaam kar rahey ho ..?
" Sir jab se aap ko iss taraf aatey dekha hay ..."
Wife: wo samne jo admi drink ker raha hai, us ko main nain 10 saal pahley shadi k liye inkar kia tha,Aaj tak sharab pe raha hai.....
Husband: wooooow! Itni lambi celebration!