Funny Jokes

Teacher

TEACHER: Cindy, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? CINDY: You told me to do it without using tables!

Kids Are Fast Thinkers!

TEACHER: Why are you late? WEBSTER: Because of the sign. TEACHER: What sign WEBSTER: The one that says, "School Ahead, Go Slow."

New Underwear.

What did Tarzan think when he saw a dead Cheetah? Wow! New Underwear.

What Did They Named Them?

A Chinese couple Mr & Miss Hua got twins without marriage. What did they named them? They named them as Jo-hua, So-Hua

What Do U Call A Woman In Heaven?

What do u call a woman in heaven? An Angel. A crowd of woman in heaven? A host of Angels. And all woman in heaven? PEACE ON EARTH!

Fool Se, Fool Ne,

FOOL se, FOOL ne, FOOLon ki FOOLwari me FOOL ke sath wish kiya You are the most beautiFOOL, colorFOOL & wonderFOOL amongst all FOOLS

Kal Aana

Bhikhari: Saab 1 rupaya de do. Saheb: Kal aana. Bhikhari: Saala is kal-kal ke chakkar mein is colony mein mere lakhon rupaye fase huye hain.

Kaun Saala Aisa Kehta Hai

Judge: U r crossing the limits. Lawyer: Kaun Saala aisa kehta hai? Judge: How dare you call me saala? Lawyer: My Lod, I said kaun Sa Law kehta hai?

Exams Ke 4 Din Pehle

Exams ke 4 din pehle syllabus dekha to yaad aaya, Kuch To Hua Hai
Kuch Ho Gaya Hai, Exams ke din paper dekh kar yaad aaya, Sab Kuch Alag Hai Sab Kuch Naya Hai

Final Game

Sardar: In my dreams rats play football every night.DR: Take this tablet you will be ok.Sardar: Can I take tommorrow, tonight is final game.

Baap Ka Naam

Sardar 100 watt bulb par baap ka naam likh raha thaBaap ne puchha "kya kar rahe ho?"Sardar : baap ka naam roshan kar raha hoon

Cholestrol Free

Sardar starts shouting in a store, Where is my free gift with thisoil?Shopkeeper : There is nothing free with thisSardar: It is written CHOLESTROL FREE

Stop Imagining

INTERVIEW : Imagine, in a closed room , how can you escape if it caught fire?Sardar: Simple, stop imagining.

Liquid State

In aptitude test...River Kaveri is in which state?Sardar: liquid state

Apne Khilone

Boy: Mom, Aaj mera dost ghar aa raha hai....ghar ke sab khilone chhupa de.Mom: Tera dost chor hai kya?Boy: Nahin, woh apne khilone pahechan lega.

Bahut Purani Baat Hai

Santa: Yaar bachpan mein 20 male se gir gaya thaBanta: to fir bach gaya ya mar gaya ?Santa: yaad nahin hai bahut purani baat hai

10 Rupaye Dunga

Bikhari: 50 paise de de maine 3 din se khana nahin khaya haiKnjoos: 10 rupaye dunga , pahele ye bata 50 paise mein khana kahan milta hai

Injection

Munna bhai: Agar bina daton ka kuta kate to kya karna chahiye?Circuit: Simple, bina sui ke injection lena chahiye

Tooth Brush

Dad to son: when I beat you how do you control your anger?Son: I start cleaning toilet.Dad: How does that satisfy you?Son: I clean it with your toothbrush.

Smart Parrot

This guy goes to a pet shop to buy a parrot. There he sees a parrot with a red string tied to its
left leg and a green string tied to its right leg. He asks the owner the significance of the
strings.
"Well, this is a highly trained parrot. If you pull the red string he speaks French; if you pull
the green string he speaks German," replies the shop keeper.
"And what happens if I pull both the strings?" our curious shopper inquires.
"I fall off my perch you fool!!" screeches the parrot.