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Pathan Joined The Army

Pathan joined the army and was given a gun
Sir is ki nali apni taraf karon k dushman ki taraf?
Mejor:kisi b taraf rakh lay faida mulak ka he hoga

15 Din

Wife: Main tumhari yaad mein 15 din mein hi aadhi ho gayi hun mujhe lene kab aa rahe ho?Husband: 15 din aur ruk jao...

Shadi Ho Paye Gi?

Boy Friend:Main Tumharey Ghar Gaya Tha Mujhe Nahi Lagta Hamari Shadi Ho Paye Gi.
GirL Friend: Q Mere Papa SE MiLay Kiya ?
Boy Friend: Nahi Tumhari Bahen Se

Pathan Aur Angraiz

Pathan : Amm ne ek aisa cheez banaya jis ki madad sey amm devaar k uss taraf dek sakta ay...
Angraiz : whats that man ....??

Pathan : Sooraakh.....!!!

Over Time

Machar ne ek aadmi ko DIN main kaat lia..
Aadmi ne kaha tum to raat main kaat-tay ho???

Machar ne jawab dia bas yaar ghar ke haalaat kharab hain is liye OVER time kar raha hoon

Reshmaa ka mangetar kafi arsey se Sharjah mein muqeem tha aur ab shadi karney Pakistan aa raha tha Reshma ne apni saheli Najma ko sharmaatey huye bataya ke "Amjad ne wahan sab ko bata rakha hai ke wo Pakistan ki sab se khoobsoorat larki se shadi karney ja raha hai"
iss par Najma ne hamdardaan lehjey mein kaha Aah itna arsa tum se mangani kiye rakhi uss ne aur ab shadi kisi aur se kar raha hai

Memon Larka Or Larki

1 Memon larka aur Memon larki ko aik dusre se pyar ho gya.
1 din larki ne kaha k jab mera baap so jay ga to mai 1 sika phenku gi tum andar aa jana.
Rat ko larki ne sika phenka lekin larka sika phenkne k 1 ghante k bad aya
larki ne poocha k itni dair se kyon aye ho to bola.
wo mai sika dhoond raha tha mila hi nai
Larki boli pagal wo to mai ne dhaga bandh k phenka tha

Road Single Banani Hay Ya Double

Ek aadmi k pas jin tha
jin bola "Aaqa" mujhy koi huqm dain.
Aaqa replayed : Yaar mery ghar say Amrica tak aik Road banao.
Jin : Aaqa ye mushkil kaam hay resty hain darya atye hain pahar atye hain jungal aty hain abadiyan atye hain samundar bhi
ata hay Bohat mushkil hay kuch or huqam daein...
us bandy nay bohat soocha then he said Yaar meri B.V ko mera farmaberdaar bana day..
Jin foran bola "Road single banani hay ya double"

Khan Sahab

aik restaurant main khana khanay ke baad khan sahab ne Basin dhona shruu kardia
waiter ne dekha bhaag ke aya aur poocha,
khan sahab yeh aap kia kar rahe hain?
ooo yaaraa dikta nai ay?
likka wa hai wash basin

Ek Pathan

Ek Pathan ko Alladin ka chirag milta hai....... Jin pochta hy kia hukum hy mery akaa........... Pathan kehta hy 3 hukam han............1 aik bohat baraa bunglaa hoo............. 2 us my bohat sy loog rehty hoo.................3 waha per mujhy chokidar lugwa do

Air Hostess Aur Pathan

Air Hostess: Pathan se: Sir kia lena pasand karengey..?
Pathan: Mere lyie Taveez wala chai lao..
Air Hostess: Sir wo Taveez nahi Tea Bag Hai..!!

Shohar Kitchen Mein

biwi=jao kitchen mein say flower wali plate le ker ao
shohar kitchen mein dhondta hoa wapis ata hayshohar=begam mujay nahin mili
biwi=mujhay pehlay hi pata tha kay tumhay nahin milay gi isi waja se mein pehlay hi utha lai thi

Surgeon Banney Ke Baad

Aik shakhs naya naya surgeon bana hota hai ...
Surgeon banney ke baad jab woh apna pehla Operation kar ke Operation theater se nikalta hai to kehta hai:

" Ya Allah Mera pehla Tohfa Qubool farma "

1 Mein Paani Aur 1 Khaali.

Known Stranger G sotay waqt apnay saath
2 glass rakhtay hain...
1 mein paani aur 1 khaali.

Kyun???

socho-socho

think-think

kyuki pyas lag bhi sakti hai aur nahi bhi.

Funny Jokes

Pathan Joined The Army

15 Din

Shadi Ho Paye Gi?

Pathan Aur Angraiz

Over Time

Reshmaa Ka Mangetar

Memon Larka Or Larki

Road Single Banani Hay Ya Double

Khan Sahab

Ek Pathan

Air Hostess Aur Pathan

Shohar Kitchen Mein

Surgeon Banney Ke Baad

1 Mein Paani Aur 1 Khaali.

10 Log 1 Pathan

Sardar Ji Or Macher

Ala Deen Ka Chiragh

Diamond Da Haar

Main Itni Khushi Bardashat Nahi Kar Sakta

This Paigam In Punjabi